Seasons Greetings by jewlion - 12/30/11 @ 02:13 AM PST#
Hiring new moderators by matty - 12/20/11 @ 09:59 AM PST#
If interested, email 711matty@gmail.com the following:
Why you want to be one of our moderators.
What qualifies you to be one of our moderators.
Any relevant skills or experience.
Your IP address.
New features by Laurelai - 09/20/11 @ 10:12 PM PDT#
Over the next week or so we will be adding new features to the imageboard, the majority of those will be only visible to the admin backend, however some will be apparent to users. Please submit any bugs you notice to Laurelai@711chan.org.
-LAURELAI IS GAY, ELLE 4 LYFE
legal bullshit by Laurelai - 09/06/11 @ 05:22 PM PDT#
Please report all illegal content to the board administrators, if you submit a report and it is not acted upon within 20 minutes send an email to Laurelai@711chan.org and it will be acted upon within 10 minutes after that. We do not allow illegal content or encourage posting illegal content, all posts are owned by the poster and the administrators are not responsible for any and all copyright violations of said posters, if however you see copyright content send a DMCA request to Laurelai@711chan.org to have content removed, you must prove you are the copyright holder or a legal representative thereof per DMCA laws, we will not provide poster information, however if you have a valid claim we will remove the content, if a user is discovered to have posted images deemed child pornography by the laws of the US or Germany then the post will be removed and the poster's IP address and any other identifying information will be exposed to the public and forwarded to law enforcement. And I will personally hunt you down and tie you to a hill of fire ants you sick bastard.
database backups are neat. non-existent file backups, not so much.
ps, ujb, sup?
yes hello jews here by turtwig - 10/27/10 @ 03:36 AM PDT#
please click the ads on the left if you have a few seconds to spare, i could do with some funding (funding that doesn't require you to part with your own cash :3)
here is a complimentary ascii turtwig to sweeten the deal
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Also:
[17:21:44] [+Spardot] out of all of them
[17:21:49] [+Spardot] I have the lowest respect for 711chan
[17:21:55] [+Spardot] they're the reason everything sucks now
lol
happy horridays by slowbro - 12/25/09 @ 04:02 PM PST#
happy holidays 711chan
BLACK_MAN by andyskates - 12/14/09 @ 08:52 PM PST#
Is 711 down? by slowbro - 07/14/09 @ 08:43 PM PDT#
Seriously this shit is funny don't fucking remove it srsly
EVERYONE KNOWS WB ACTUALLY BREAKS SHIT BUT WHO CARES IT'S A JOKE AND PEOPLE CAN TAKE JOKES, RIGHT? RIGHT?
IRC is dead by msgmcmuffin - 07/11/09 @ 06:05 PM PDT#
The double niggers known as Frantech are fucking up IRC, no word when it will be back up.
kthxdie
disregard that, i suck cocks (IRC is back btw) -[nig]faggot
*chan-on-chan warfare by jewlion - 07/08/09 @ 02:15 PM PDT#
*Chan-on-*chan raiding is always a no-no, in any situation. Even though we may think of 4chan as a pile of cancerous fail or 888chan as home of the moralfags, we do not spam, start shitty 'OMG IM GOONA PAKKIT U' wars, or raid them in general. If there is one thing I truly respect it is old /i/ and its rules; one such rule was that under no circumstance do you ever attack another *chan. Should I or any mod/admin see you trying to start inter-chan fighting you will be b& and have your IP dropped, thx.
ps 4chan fags quit asking about your shitty site on 711. We don't know, nor do we honestly care. It'll be back up when its back up. It may be anontalk doing it, it may be turks. Don't start randomly attacking fags like last time or you'll look just as retarded if it turns out you're ddosing yourselves again.
(Almost) All names and likenesses have been replaced with fake information.
Slow Bro,
Your server is hereby permanently cancelled for violation of our terms of use (specifically, illegal activity). Our taking your server down was an action in cooperation with Detective Bill Ballson of the Vancouver Police Department who in turn was acting in cooperation with Interpol (VPD Criminal Investigation File #xxxx). I have just spoken with him and he has authorized our giving you his contact information, which you will find below.
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I have no doubt you will contact him and protest that you were totally unaware of the objectionable material and are a totally innocent third party. On a purely personal level, I wish to inform you that, upon reviewing our complaints record, I am of the personal opinion that any such assertion would be total nonsense, that you were clearly aware of objectionable material on your sites, and that your site asserted itself as a place where such material was available. I have made Detective Ballson aware of my personal opinion as described above.
eSecureData.com Inc. hereby terminates all activities with you permanently. Please make any further inquiries directly to Detective Ballson.
Regards,
Reg
Above is the email i got from my datacenter. Turns out we were v& over a video of a guy drowning a cat lol isn't that great. The detective (whom I spoke with) stated that he was merely trying to get the video down, not the whole site (or the whole server for that matter). So basically, it's all eSecureData's fault.
Welcome back, users of the 711 channel Inc. Premium Image board website .
Thank you for bearing with us during that recent bout with technical difficulties, as well as all the other forms of down time, whether they be Denial of Service Attacks, disputes between staff members (MOD DRAMAZ), or just plain old administrative errors. We have been through some rough times together, as well as some good, and we appreciate you sticking with us through them all.
I would like to take this time to say good job mods and site admins; you have done a fantastic job with running this website and we hope to see you keep up the good work. We hope to continue to work with you in the pursuit of productivity and lulz, and will do everything in our power to help you achieve them, whether it be through teaching you, learning from you, listening to you, or just ABOOSING you. If you have any questions please feel free to contact us via email through (posting name here)@711chan.org. We would love to hear from you. To those of you who successfully rode through the downtime, I congratulate you on a job well done. In conclusion, THE GAME .
